Never have so few given so little to so many. Check out the band history (entirely true), or the pages where Lobo, Mojo, Blanka and Ramon spew venom on a semi-regular basis.

Various and sundry trifles,really. Stop by the ubiquitous message board, the Poem-o-Matic, and the newly revived Words To Live By. Then take a showerin a vain attempt to wash off the sin.

E-mail the band or suggest a song for us to destroy. All submissions will be given due courtesy and consideration.

And then pooped on.

A sordid collection of photos, most would be best forgotten. They live on in testament of what not to wear and who not to drink with. Your bare bottom is probably in one of them.

Featuring the skinny on upcoming Gobos shows, random updates, and whatever else we feel like spewing out of our heads. Deal with it, pink boy!