Actual Signs across the USA
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DUH!!






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Hmmm...sounds like a Stephen King novel.




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We can never have too much "stuff."



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Run, Bullwinkle, run!!




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80% guaranteed.






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This town is trying to reduce its local population.





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Make your choice and start your engines





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Thanks, but I think I'll just keep driving.



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Do you reckon they ran out of Canola oil?




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I believe I'll just keep shopping at Kroger Supermarkets





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Maybe the sign should have read
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Younger painters need not apply!




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Perfect road for a getaway.






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Besides, they aren't in season right now!






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Sure hope everyone brought along an empty coffee can or a mason jar.





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They actually have to put a sign up to
keep people from doing this?





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Tattoos done while you wait?
cheap hotel in WindermereSo does that mean you can't leave a body part and go shopping while your tattoo is being done?







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Why not?





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Oh, there has to be some circumstance
when it's allowed.







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I wonder how long they'd remain your best friend?







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Who says you can't be in two places at once?






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Oh, I don't know!
As far as killing ourselves is concerned - worries...church - sounds like a tossup to me.





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Fast elderly people must cross elsewhere.






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Now, as you drive down the highways and byways, enjoying these funny signs, if you ever come across...a two-story outhouse - take my advice and use the upper one.

 

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